Silver Tongue

Jul 25

clearing out my camera roll 5/?

polichevs:
fuck zodiacs I’ll judge people by their birthday playing card if ur a three of clubs I’m blocking you
just wanna flex

Fuck i guess OP’s gotta block me because i got three of clubs

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meladoodle:

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

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petitetimidgay:

petitetimidgay:
petitetimidgay:
just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol
apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet
It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.
Multi-generational love at first sight.

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randomitemdrop:

Item: Flirty Painting, +d8 on any seduction checks in view of it

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loud-and-queer:

thatpettyblackgirl:
TELL US AGAIN THAT THE NAZI COMPARISONS ARE HYPERBOLIC
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/thousands-immigrants-suffer-solitary-confinement-u-s-detention-centers-n1007881

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siobhanblank:

thecommonchick:
OMG 😂😂

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banishedquasiroyal:

who needs healthy relationships with your parents when you have (vriska)