Silver Tongue

Jul 18

And today it’s a pretty Beatrice :3

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personsonable:
tilthat:
TIL one gallon (about 4 liters) of gasoline contains about 31,000,000 calories
via reddit.com
human daily caloric requirement is 1500 to 2500 depending on the person
1 gallon of gasoline contains enough calories to satisfy that requirement for 12400 to 20600 days, or about 34 to 56.5 years
therefore, if i chug a gallon of gasoline, i won’t need to eat for the rest of my life
strictly speaking you’re absolutely correct

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weequaypirates:

marvel-menace:
weequaypirates:
iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address
peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com” parker: but i do, mr stark
peter, standing on the ceiling at 3am t posing: vriskakin
tony, sobbing: i dont know what that fucking means
peter: well i guess this means we’re all in cahoots now, huh. cahoooooooots
dr strange: dunno why you said that word twice like that. but technically yes

Shuri who absolutely read homestuck and regularly tries to recreate some of the items in it: That was a nice acrobatic fucking piouroette you did

Peter: Sweats nervously

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whrm:

manaphy:
polisical:
polisical:
remember that one fucking brony song that pissed everyone off because it was really catchy but it was a brony song

living tombstone is just a remix, the original is even better

they also have another banger

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halpdevon:

and that word might be the hardest thing to stomach. it was jack’s dying wish- his hopes for a safer life for his daughter and his home- manifest into a single word, his final word. a final thought:

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keplercryptids:

triscuit-cafe:
rainy day!
[ID: an animated illustration of Taako and Lup, slender twin elves with light brown skin and freckles. They’re standing underneath an umbrella that Lup is holding, and the rain is animated as it pours down around them. Taako has a long blonde braid and Lup has long brown hair that falls past her waist. They’re both smiling happily.]

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timecowboy:

A Nice Long Walk #1
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Jul 17

mod DRUEKN kas quearion