Silver Tongue

Jul 15

frogparty:

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

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wonderytho:
“me irl
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wonderytho:

me irl

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doomy:
“ doomy:
“holy shit elon just called the thai rescuer a pedophile because he made fun of musk’s shitty pr stunt
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How does a 47 y/o billionaire have this thin an ego
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doomy:

doomy:

holy shit elon just called the thai rescuer a pedophile because he made fun of musk’s shitty pr stunt

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How does a 47 y/o billionaire have this thin an ego

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fartgallery:

blacksmith: *takes pizza rolls out of the oven and instinctively hits them with a hammer*

blacksmith: oh shit not again

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hate-thy-vidya:
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hate-thy-vidya:

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jaceisthenerdyconundrum:

calamity-cain:

death-list-five:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

pongoplease:

Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!

U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this

Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.

God bless this post pls share it far & wide

Wow didn’t know any of th that

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