Silver Tongue

Jul 14

jackironsides:
pleaseexorciseme:
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

john mulaney is immortal and has a lot of patience. The only reason why jerry seinfeld is still alive is because john wants to watch jerry suffer longer than is humanly possible

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the1movement:

Wild

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gadgetthewolf:

infinikku:
caydebug:
infinikku:
gadgetthewolf:
infinikku:
gadgetthewolf:
infinikku:
chefpyro:
Has there ever been an opinion that everyone agreed on
Water is wet and grass is green
Water is wet got discussed over a lot. Because saying water is wet implies that it was dry before and that it is a surface that can dry/be dried
Water can’t dry and it can’t be wet
Stop
Dont try to silence the truth
THEN GRASS IS GREEN
Hey, buddy…
NOTHING IS SACRED
The truth is out

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have you guys ever noticed how pretty the bi flag is???

hallo-i-am-a-potato:

portmanteau-bot:
jamaicanblackcastoroil:
socialistexan:
ssansy:
jonlovett:
formerfundie:
how-late-am-i:
Like, look at it
It looks like a sunset
just
#the sky is bi confirmed
You wanna get people to hate you? Just claim the whole fucking sky belongs to your favorite kink.
the sky belongs to bisexuals now sorry str8s
I have legal rights on the sky purely because you called my sexuality a “kink” you piece of shit. You’re legally not allowed to look at the sky any more. Fuck you.
When you reject religion but keep all the shitty politics associated with it.
“Racial realist”
racial + realist =
racist.
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AFSHEBENRM

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frozen-force-leia:

airmidcelt:
pentag0nal:
This is my friend TJ, wearing a costume she made for Halloween, 1977. She was 16 at the time.

Now, keep in mind: there was no internet to search for images. She could not have rented and paused the movie, because it wasn’t released on video until 1982. No, TJ just went to the movie a bunch of times, took notes with a flashlight, drew a bunch of sketches, and put this together.

In 19-fucking-77. So let’s bury this bullshit about how women didn’t grow up on Star Wars.
@culturevulture
that’s amazing she was able to make it from notes and sketches. some mad skills right there.
but yes, the BS of girl didn’t grow up on Star Wars dose need to end..

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cirqueloz:

This is not circus but is something very Scottish and highly patriotic.
Basically, Glasgow does anti-Trump better than anywhere in the world. If ever there was a reason for Scottish pride. A not-circus post that simply had to be shared. Especially since 99% of my followers are not Scottish and it’s important to share the culture.

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lesbphobia:

Please I am begging yall do not comment abt john mulaney or this is so sad alexa play Despacito….please….I just want to be free from my shackles

either someone played despacito 10 times in a row or they played it 5 times in a row and its longer than i remembered. Either way, its pretty sad. Alexa, play despacito.

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twisted-parabola:

Please read Dungeon Meshi.

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