Silver Tongue

Jul 21

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marshallmigraine:
“this ISN’T fine young man your car’s on fire
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marshallmigraine:

this ISN’T fine young man your car’s on fire

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iggykoopa666:

‪boy im talking to: i was bragging about you to my coworkers they all think youre really cute‬

me: editing a pic of mung daal to look like luigi‬

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platinumsupa:

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jertaro:
“ killer-tharja:
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jertaro:

killer-tharja:

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the-awkward-turt:

discoursedrome:

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

As someone who has worked in facilities housing highly venomous centipedes, I can assure you that a “centipede in the room” is in fact a Very Big Issue.

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debbie-sketch:
“Shake, shake, shake, Senora
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debbie-sketch:

Shake, shake, shake, Senora

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hazelbeewitched:

i cant decide what’s funnier, finding out in your 30s that your brothers tricked you into thinking people eat raw pasta as an appetizer, or finding out in your 30s that your little brother still believes people eat raw pasta as an appetizer

I think witnessing a two brothers experience both simultaneously is the funniest

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