Silver Tongue

Jul 13

Anonymous asked: if dirk played DND he would unironically have abserd

dirk would be like “this is my high elf mage who is also an orphan and is true neutral and has a dragon familiar” and the DM would look him dead in the eyes and be like…dude….you’ve played this character for five campaigns…get it together buddy

dirk

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unrelatedtouserboxes:

moonlandingwasfaked:
snarthurt:
tilthat:
TIL The machines that harvest, process and slice potatoes are unable to tell the difference between them and golf balls, occasionally resulting in golf ball potato crisps/chips making it into packets.
via reddit.com
who in the hell is putting golf balls in the potato machine
why is this a regular occurrence that this is an issue

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(Source: adurot)

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roxolotl:

letmesleepy:
I fixed it for you op
@heir-of-puns

(Source: dong-patrol, via newbarrk)

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