Silver Tongue

Jul 11

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tonysnork:
“this movie keeps getting BETTER
”

tonysnork:

this movie keeps getting BETTER

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funnypages:
“ “There are weirder origins out there
”
Spider-Verse #2
”

funnypages:

There are weirder origins out there 

Spider-Verse #2

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catchymemes:
“ Improvise adapt overcome
”

catchymemes:

Improvise adapt overcome

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lechadodi:

angelofgrace96:

“I’ll remember” is the ADHD demon talking. You won’t remember. Write it down.

bold of you to assume i’ll remember where i wrote it, or even that i wrote it

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berrybunie:

quillmonger:

berrybunie:

quillmonger:

berrybunie:

quillmonger:

trufflupogus:

quillmonger:

At Disneyland on the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party

Tony, T’challa, and Steve: *spinning slowly, talking, enjoying the ride*

Shuri, Bucky, Peter: *zooms by them spinning at lightning speed, screaming*

All I picture is there wasn’t enough room in the other one for bucky so he gets stuck with the kids but shuri and Peter already have plans to supercharge the spinning and poor bucky has no idea so Peter and shuri are screaming of joy and bucky is screaming of pure terror

Are you kidding Bucky’s using his metal arm to make the cup spin wayyy faster than it should and at first Peter and Shuri are cheering him on but pretty soon they’re all regretting it

And they end up spinning the cup so hard it ends up removing from the spinny thing like this.

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Tony sighs and takes money out of his wallet and hands it to the ride operator before they quickly move on

Moral of the lesson: never put peter, shuri, and bucky in the same ride

They have to be split up on every ride for the rest of the trip. The three of them still somehow manage to simultaneously dab while going downhill on splash mountain despite having no previous communication or plans with each other about doing so.

When Tony asks “Why are you like this?” they all three respond by quoting vines.

By the end of the day one group is quoting vines and memes while the other is left very confused and very concerned.

steve when asking about the whereabouts of a missing small world animatronic: Bucky, why do you enable them
Bucky, with a suspiciously animatronic shaped limp in a backpack: If theyre going to get in trouble they might as well have adult supervision
steve: youre hardly an adult

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uuummmmm excuse me?

fullhalalalchemist:

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https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/6054/text?format=txt

this CANNOT pass. oh hell no. –> (202)-224-3121

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