Silver Tongue

Jul 19

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imthegingerninja:

gordon-freeman-official:

sindri42:

doctormywife:

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

2 constants in all civilizations:

1. Tasty Fried Food
2. Danger Murder Sticks

World building tip: the bare bones of all civilizations are fried dough and sharp things.

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rosexknight:

thesanityclause:

caliboron:

queenpanpan:

Your new Pokémon team is all the Pokémon you currently have plushies of

Who’s in your lineup? Mine is literally just a single meowth

Three pikachu, a togedemaru, eevee, meowth, and alolan meowth

Jangmo-o, zubat, jolteon, litwick, gastly, pyukumuku

Meowth, Three Pikachu, Eevee, Snorlax, Absol, Lycanroc Midday, Lapras, Jigglypuff, Lugia, Ampharos, Dragonite, and then Raikou, Entei, and Suicune.

Togetic, 2 eevees, a pikachu and a bulbasaur

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tredlocity:

Bonus:

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vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20:

rallythedead:

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ouiyeuxverts-deactivated2020010:

fangirlintrovert:

So true

Lmao so bold of yall to just assume that I haven’t booked a plane ticket already lol. Imma be there. They can’t stop all of us

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sniper-jojo:

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demilypyro:

If you assume I’m American we’re gonna fight right then and there

people assume youre american? your nationality is literally the second word in your blog bio