I’m eating some ice cream right now, but after I’m done, I’ll show you all my cool penis glasses. Just hang on a second.
My vintage reading glasses with bacula (penis bones) for the arms!
man sure I fucking guess, at this point I’m hardly even fazed that I see glasses with human genital remnants for arms, every day feels like a parody of the real world and every post an echo of madness banging against the walls of reality
I have been informed that these are not human penis bones but likely raccoon penis bones which is a relief but at the same time it is certainly something that I’m relieved that the material is raccoon penis bones
I apologize OP for accidentally accusing you of using human penis bones for your raccoon penis glasses
@smoothestjazz so like, when did you find out that human penii are one of a very short list of the boneless variety?
look it’s late I was kinda drunk when I saw this originally and I know it’s possible to break your dick so I wasn’t really thinking about the fact that breaking doesn’t equate to penis-bone-having and I’m willing to take that L
as someone with a human penis I should have quickly caught onto the fact that those were probably not human penis bones
We’ve all made an embarrassing penis mistake or two, man. Don’t even worry about it.
