Silver Tongue

Jul 18

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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

black-nata:

buffafro:

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

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chefpyro:

i never saw the third lord of the rings movie. who’s the king and where’s he returning from?

aragorn. he returns to the a ruined city to free ghosts.

silver-tongues-blog:

caucasianscriptures:

The man with the dog is living his best life

can someone draw shou tucker saying this to ed?

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indigotiefling:

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Anonymous asked: Penny and jawbreaker secretly need glasses

uncle-cucky:

Fun fact, this is actually ALREADY canon for B O T H.

Jawbreaker is far sited but luckily enough he’s fucking huge so he can see most things, he constantly breaks his glasses and has given up wearing them. Also they’re too expensive and make him look like a NERD.

Penny’s management won’t give her glasses because they make her look dumb sense she has to tape them to her face.  She very near cited and has a hard time telling certain species apart due to minor differences she can’t pick up without getting close. ((This is actually why I draw her with glasses whenever she’s human))

(She also has issues telling emotions of people with faces’ emotions because they don’t have their emotions LITERALLY on their face.)

caucasianscriptures:

The man with the dog is living his best life

can someone draw shou tucker saying this to ed?

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unclefather:

unclefather:

*gains exp from not having a panic attack in home depot*

*loses a little health because i made eye contact with a garden gnome*

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pissvortex:

pissvortex:

Cloaca Cola

you’re all too weak to see the truth

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