Silver Tongue

Jul 18

[video]

skrytch:
“ 2fngrsin:
“ shadowkat678:
“ dandy-boi-ftm:
“ natalie-cats:
“”
The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.
”
Wait…what?
”
Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging)...

skrytch:

2fngrsin:

shadowkat678:

dandy-boi-ftm:

natalie-cats:

image

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

image

(via newbarrk)

nemowom:

image

yeah..

(via newbarrk)

turing-tested:

scatterbrainedadventurelog:

turing-tested:

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

can i offer a smaller spoon?

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

russian nesting doll of spoons

(via )

[video]

(via newbarrk)

Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
Learn more.

Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.

Learn more.

batbetbitbotbut:

accio-shitpost:

the wizarding world, of course, has mood rings that actually work

#this sounds like a cheap public education cut #‘hogwarts can’t afford a guidance counselor but we got a bunch of weasley wizarding wheezes mood rings; one for every student’ #harry: ‘hey mood ring how am I doing?’ #talking mood ring: ‘depression & ptsd bro’ #harry: ‘nice. and water is wet. good work mood ring’ (tags via @lullabyknell)

oh my GODS

also consider: moody rings. they’re regular talking mood rings, but they sulk.

also also consider: once fred and george meet Alastor Moody, they start to sell Moody rings.  they look just like the other rings but they tell you nothing about your mood, instead they yell CONSTANT VIGILANCE at intervals just long enough (several days, sometimes more) that you’re caught off guard every single time.  george has been reading some muggle self-help books for joke shop ideas.  “it’s mindfulness,” he says, “it grounds you in the moment”.

there’s a display rack in Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes that’s solely for the mood/moody/Moody rings, unpackaged.  they all look alike.  which kind do you want?  good luck!

after the battle of hogwarts, george wears two rings. they both seem to indicate properties that theyre moody rings but george knows thats not true. theyre the real ones.

(via newbarrk)

fandomfelix:

yunisverse:

Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about what’s possible for characters vs. what the audience sees. (This might feel really obvious or redundant to talk about, but I just need to get the words out of my system)

In Steven Universe, when a character can’t do something, it’s a bit of a big deal. They struggle with it, they fixate on it, entire episodes may be dedicated to this thing they’re unable to do. When a character can do something, but doesn’t, it’s never focused on or called out. But when it does finally happen, it underscores a huge moment for that character.

image

As early as episode 10, it’s confirmed  that Amethyst is able to bubble Gems. The action itself is not a big deal for her. Maybe she’s done it lots of times offscreen, where the audience hasn’t seen it. But since it’s our first time seeing her do this, it underscores her growth in this character arc, as she sends her tormentor and kindred spirit away.

image

On the other end of things, Garnet’s refusal to ask questions in the present ends up being a highlight for her backstory–she’s only shown asking questions in the far, far past, to highlight her very first moments of being in comparison to how firm and completely certain she is of herself now.

image

One can assume that Greg has always had some manner of social life outside of Steven and the Gems, but it has never once been mentioned who his friends are or what he does when he’s not working or hanging out with Steven. To wait until after he’s reconciled with Pearl to mention any sort of social action underscores how much he was letting the past get in the way of his friendships before this point. Considering this same episode is about Pearl doing the same for her social life highlights that further.

No one ever calls out these actions, or lackthereof, within the show. Things that aren’t happening lay in wait, to emphasize important moments in a character’s development.

All this is to say…

image

boy howdy they must be saving up Pearl shapeshifting for an absolute doozy.

Now THIS is a post that aged well

(via newbarrk)

silver-tongues-blog asked: between LBW zelda, sheik, tetra and spirit zelda, which do you think would win in a fight?

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

demilypyro:

Sheik is the clear winner.

  • Tetra, while badass, is a child.
  • Spirit Zelda, while more powerful when possessing a Phantom, has not been trained to fight properly.
  • LBW Zelda is powerful, but Sheik can do everything she can + ninja stuff.
image
image
image
image