Silver Tongue

Jul 10

catsi:

turns out drawing hair as glowing radioactive gunk is fun as hell

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Jul 09

gardenersbubble:

inkyopolis:

inkyopolis:

me: trying to come up with the weirdest, most deviant Drone Season requests I can muster

my brain: “ask for something where Cronus is competent.” 

expanding on this: a story where Cronus is dumb and has terrible social skills, but someone (Horuss? Porrim?) pity-lays him, and it turns out he is actually INCREDIBLE in bed. then word starts to spread among the other trolls. “Wait, WHO? gave you the most toe-curling orgasm you ever had?!?” suddenly Cronus is hit with all these trolls trying to get their hands on the golden bulge. and of course, he’s happy to oblige. he has to start keeping an appointment book for all the booty calls. 

then, at the end, plot-twist: the entire story was actually being written by Cronus as wish-fulfillment jerk off material. 

I’m laughing bc honestly Cronus acting uncharacteristically experienced and attentive because he’s being written BY CRONUS is SUCH A CRONUS MOVE

this was an episode of archer. Archer got drunk had sex with pam and it was the best sex he ever had.

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sapphictenten:

i have never heard anyone not sing that one line in little lion man by mumford and sons with absolute relish like everyone really enjoys just shouting you really fucked it up this time and i dont blame them

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blazing-forge:

celticpyro:

rustledjimmiescomic:

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Elton John clearly doubles as a bard.

And hey hey hey, where’s Sir Ian McKellen?

Sir ian mckellen already seduced the dragon

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nooodle07:

this is how he did it to him 😂😂  i literally cannot stop drawing detroit meme

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devianthunting-deviant:

its probably already been done but u kno what, here it is anyway

bonus:

hank had to put sticky notes on them because he couldn’t read their tiny jackets,,,,

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luscifers:

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lesbianriot:

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lesbianriot:

vaantablack:

No more ace discourse. We’re only talking about ABO shit from now on.

let 👏🏾  alphas 👏🏾  be👏🏾  soft! 

this post was actually for Omegas who were in charge of their own heats and didn’t need to rely on alphas but :/

i know you probably only exist in this little sjw “tumblr bubble” but u need to step outside and realize that omegas need alphas. its just biology.

i just wanna say that this is contributing to beta erasure? 

?? this post is about a/o relationships make . your. own. post.

op is a betaphobe

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