Silver Tongue

Sep 25

ectoimp:

that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

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Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

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luisonte:

Una polla

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flowercrownsylveon:

lesbiansgoal:

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thesweetreaper:

tenaflyviper:

cockyteenblogger-blog-blog:

i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water

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You just HAD to go and say something, huh?

Some of these look like they’re from a ps2 game

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Sep 24

worldheritageposts-official:
“kawaiipiranha:
“ bean-rat:
“ kawaiipiranha:
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okay but you thinking it tastes good doesn’t excuse how fucked up the milk industry is or make it okay to support lmao y’all selfish
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World Heritage Post
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worldheritageposts-official:

kawaiipiranha:

bean-rat:

kawaiipiranha:

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okay but you thinking it tastes good doesn’t excuse how fucked up the milk industry is or make it okay to support lmao y’all selfish 

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World Heritage Post

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jerseymuppet:

jerseymuppet:

jerseymuppet:

my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

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Oh I didn’t forget. Make no mistake I did not forget the fact that Stephanie Meyer, nyt’s bestselling author of thee Twilight series who, upon looking at the weirdest greasiest human alive said oh my god I need to make this man* a creepy ass abusive predator. And I did not forget Gerard was so offended and upset that they wrote a whole ass diss track about it and went on a rant on Twitter that ended with them talking about getting that philharmonic cheddar. I can never forget.

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The philharmonic cheddar. For proof and prosperity!

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trainerkris:

trainerkris:

have you guys heard about wizard101 getting hacked the other day. ive never once played the game in my life but whatever happened there is absolutely hilarious

An article by Cole Podany titled "Wizard101 Temporarily Offline After Disgruntled Employee Fills It With Vulgarities". The subheading says "In September 2022, a disgruntled employee posted inappropriate hacked messages to Wizard101's servers for all to see."ALT
A Wizard101 announcement that says "INFO: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession".ALT
An announcement that says "INFO: dick and balls".ALT
An announcement that says "INFO: the wizard police are after me".ALT
An announcement that says "INFO: email support@wizard101.com so i can get a raise".ALT
An announcement that says "INFO: the next world is my boss's asshole".ALT
An announcement that says "INFO: fuck". In the background, other users say "are you seeing the message here?" "server dude that isnt very toony of you", "MESSIAH", and "RIP THE LEGEND".ALT

@rosexknight​

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accordion-druid:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

I really like when older folks make funny videos. There’s no age cutoff for having a sense of humor or being silly.

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ben-shapiro-onlyfans:

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wikipedia is a gem

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nekogiru:

nekogiru:

love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so  bad

i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison

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