im tired of the fucking click a damn boobtube video like “Tutorial on how to give cpr in an urgent situation” and some ad plays about beer aged to perfection for a smoother flavor and you sit through that shit. then the video loads and its like “hey youtubes its TutorialChannel with How to give cpr in our last video we covered how to turn your cellphone into a bomb LINK BELOW this week we’re talking about cpr. what is cpr? cpr is mouth to mouth Cardiopulmonary resuscitation. please be sure to leave a like comment subscribe and SHARE if you like this video lets try to get this to 5000 likes. comment below what is YOUR favorite situation to use cpr in? ok thats enough lets get right to the video.” and you breathe a sigh of relief and then hes like “This video was sponsored by audible, get thousands of downloadable e-books at audible.com i absolutely love this site guys, right now im reading the catcher in the rye and it is so good sign up with my code TUTORIAL20 for 5 cents off your first book!!!” i wanna kill someone
You could choke the youtube and then load up their video and have them watch it as they die before the actual tutorial starts
every time I talk about my mineral collection my boyfriend reminds me of the time he was helping me move and he made the suitcase full of rocks joke when he was unknowingly lugging around my literal actual suitcase full of rocks
I feel like the tragedy of A Good Cartoon is that, as conservative cartoonists reach this zenith where they just repeat leftist opinions verbatim and expect the reader to find them inherently absurd, a clever misreading of the cartoonist’s intent becomes superfluous. This already looks like a glowing Maxine Waters campaign ad. The phrase “A Good Cartoon” is no longer earned by wryly twisting the artist’s cheap metaphors back on them, it now is just handed over by the artist accidentally on a silver platter. What could you possibly add that the image doesn’t already say?
This is, sincerely, a good cartoon, and its own cartoonist doesn’t understand why
