Silver Tongue

Jul 04

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vonisv:

Everyone give Terry Crews your power so he can burn Hollywood and its roaches to the ground

(via bloodsbane)

(Source: shitpostempire, via johnnysdecomposingbody)

chefpyro:

i… AM… the gamer gf…

oh yeah? how many Xbox controllers have you eaten?

candyinks:
“I waited for so long to post this one!
”

candyinks:

I waited for so long to post this one!

(via gearholder)

chantosakura:

sknjob:

top reasons to get married

  1. Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
  2. love i guess

john mulaney ghostwrote this

shit, john mulaney is a ghost?

(Source: baylen, via newbarrk)

snapfoo:

kennethhyvel:

catmeme:

catmeme:

catmeme:

i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

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the front paws. i love that

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its just very good

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She tried

(via ryukodragon)

broke; lucio, zenyata and dva are the dabbing memesters

woke; ana, reinhardt and possibly morrison are born within this current decade and could feasibly be in elementary school while kids are T-posing in fields

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