Silver Tongue

Jul 14

God put me on this earth to study art for 9 years and draw Keanu Reeves as a Furby

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jessalynlearns:
badromantics:
missmitchieg:
Lions in The Lion King (2019) no matter what is happening at any moment: -__-
Lions in real life:

CGI lion rendered far more beautifully and emotively … 14 years ago.
Furry Jesus!

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phoenixofdetroit:

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to storm Area 51, right? Walked right into that Department of Defense ambush, same as us, and that Naruto runner over there.

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readyplayerspum:

beetledrink:
i asked my boyfriend what he wanted to do for his birthday and he said he wanted to find weird unsold movie promo merch. heres an official austin powers shirt we found that had me in literal tears

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serenasaystoday:

egberts:
*finds a hot spring in a video game* oh boy i hope it heals me
*goes to a hot spring in real life* God I hope this heals me

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A Tasting Menu of Female Representation:

rehfan:

madlori:
qfeminism:
thisisrabbit:
priscellie:
cl-hilbert:
The Bechdel:
two or more women talking to each other about something other than a man
The Mako Mori:
at least one female character with her own narrative arc that is not about supporting a man’s story
The Sexy Lamp:
a female character that cannot be removed from the plot and replaced with a sexy lamp without destroying the story.
Chef’s Specials:
The Anti-Freeze:
no woman assaulted, injured or killed to further the story of another character.
The “Strength is Relative”:
complex women defined by solid characterization rather than a handful of underdeveloped masculine-coded stereotypes.
Furiosa test.
^^
“Ghostbusters” blows all of these tests completely out of the water.
And generates at least one that I think ought to be added:
The Pizza Night Test
Women are shown eating non-salad food and no comment is made about anyone getting fat or breaking their diet.
I love everyone in this bar.

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honeypunks:

erytria:
wittyusername97:
rpluvsyj:
i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide:
musicalhell:
systlin:
totohoy:
systlin:
kittyknowsthings:
thesylverlining:
the-macra:
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
you could say…phishing scam…

Sirens: “Our island has destroyed capitalism”

Me: *already swimming to them*

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unconventional DnD motives

sammy–pants:

punishandenslavesuckers:
Adventurer: I love my mom and I wanna make sure she has a nice house to live in with flowers and shit. And she can’t do that if you’re out here, like, breathing fire on the fuckin’ landscape. You’re ruining her view.
Villain: How dare you come here with such weak – OW! WHAT THE FUCK! STOP STABBING ME! HEY! OH GOD! SO MUCH LIGHTNING.
Adventurer: YOU. ARE. BRINGING DOWN. PROPERTY VALUES!
Villain: Who do you fight for?
Adventurer:

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butteryplanet:

this blog is turning into “one crazy girl playing with food and photography equipment she should stay away from“
but i want to say, i feel extremely lucky to be able to spend a considerable amount of my time on something entirely stupid. free time is a gift, and there’s bliss in boredom, guys and girls
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