Silver Tongue

Jul 03

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dont-trust-a-doe:

rhythmic-idealist:

sun-pop:

bi-thor:

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

(Source: steveharrington, via chefpyro)

irradiatedsnakes:

irradiatedsnakes:

irradiatedsnakes:

me: i really dislike my name, i should go by a better name that i like more. like griffin. thats an awesome and very good sounding name that i could identify with

me:

me:

me:

me: but what if people think im griffin mcelroy factkin,

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you both make an excellent point

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you all were wrong and i was right

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fireheartedkaratepup:

scyphozoic:

rubyfruitjumble:

teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing

oh my gd

Please check out the tags from the person I reblogged this from, omw

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anyways thats how i saw a man die on the subway

src: @the-exsalted-one 

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bobavader:
“david cage only knows how to motion capture 2 types of protagonists but it hasn’t stopped him from makign shitty games
”

bobavader:

david cage only knows how to motion capture 2 types of protagonists but it hasn’t stopped him from makign shitty games 

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evolution of rose quartz

  1. revered leader
  2. messiah
  3. cult leader
  4. keyser soze-esque figure
  5. huge nerd
  6. murderer and villain
  7. manipulative overloard in disguise
  8. fucking dork

[video]

phantom-shtuff:

diarkis:

guys lmao I went back to watch some old law and order svu episodes and there’s this one scene where a girl claims her alibi is she went to see the phantom of the opera and to confirm whether or not she’s telling the truth the detective goes, ‘oh yeah I love phantom of the opera it’s so sad when the guy goes to prison for stealing bread’ and the girl AGREES and later he’s telling his partner ‘yeah she’s lying there’s no bread in phantom’

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Originally posted by wheel-of-fish

(Source: jonathonharker, via newbarrk)

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kiwibaskerville:
“ I was finally able to post this on artfight sob idk if it’s down all the time everywhere but hhhh I have been trying for 7 hours sob
Anyway !
This is Johann’s design from @drdanipepper ! Best bard,,,
”

kiwibaskerville:

I was finally able to post this on artfight sob idk if it’s down all the time everywhere but hhhh I have been trying for 7 hours sob

Anyway !

This is Johann’s design from @drdanipepper ! Best bard,,,

(via moonpaw)