only time i’ve managed to kill a fly with a slap is when i caught two of them fucking
only time i’ve managed to kill a fly with a slap is when i caught two of them fucking
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’m sorry he eats WHAT
shout out to this skyrim npc who wants to go on Pegging Adventures with me
a skyrim mod that gives a dialogue option when speaking to ulfric stormcloak that says “talos was a little bitch and you are too”, causing him to turn hostile immediately and stripping him of his essential npc status
E3, Todd Howard T-poses and his raw power downloads skyrim into your DNA
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quirkybreeze-deactivated2021060:
Y'all gonna die
(via demilypyro)
oh so now everyone’s yearning? now everyone wants to pine and ache? fucking copycats. naruto did it first
(via taffybuns)
The party wizard: Does anyone have an egg?
Our Kenku ranger: Give me a sec.
everything is gay coded when your are. home of sexual
(via johnnysdecomposingbody)
