Silver Tongue

Jul 11

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Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: …what?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
Zuko, bursting in Katara’s door: HOW LONG HAS SOKKA BEEN A FIREBENDER
Katara, who has no context but likes to mess with Zuko: our whole lives why
Zuko: this is so messed up. I thought Sokka was a non-bender
Katara: you thought the avatar’s brother was a non-bender?
Zuko: …excuse me?
Katara: [airbends away]
Aang: I’m starting to think I abused my energybending somewhat
Suki, using waterbending to put out a fire Sokka started: nah you’re fine
Zuko: at least you’re still normal Toph
Toph: sure am. by the way did you change your hair? it looks nice
Zuko: [screaming]
Hullo I return bearing PART 2
Also yes I slightly over-buffed Aang, but back muscles are tasty so I have no regrets
the way you draw Zuko’s hair and Aang’s muscles is more important than the Oscars

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life-with-jitters:

Don’t judge me, microwaved corndogs suck and it takes too long to cook them in the oven

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liquidstar:

this is what i wanted

draumboosky:

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muchymozzarella:

birdtypeglitch:
conquered-gnomes:
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tearlessrain:
prksoda:
shakescene:
the only adjectives in the english language:
1. tender
2. feral
3. horny
for your consideration
Why is Jesus Feral
- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season
- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip
- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)
- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink
- Healed a blind man by spitting on him
- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him
And that’s just the highlights from Mark.
“Why is Jesus feral”
*me, having read the bible* um the boi he wild

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Your Swearing Habits Will Allow Us To Guess Your Exact Age -

clownmoontoon:

bitchofnovember:
Holy shit - so I put almost every word to “always”, in keeping with my foul fucking mouth, except for the one or two I don’t use much, and it got my age to within a year. This is fucking hardcore magic.
HEY WHAT THE FUCK

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meladoodle:

In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me “hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?” and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.

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silver-tongues-blog:

*calamity ganon gets defeated*
Mipha: *struts into domain completely alive*
Mipha: “surprise motherfuckers, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me”
Sidon: “Mipha what the fuck i thought you were dead”
Mipha: “I was but i got better”
Sidon: *dabs and cries in joy*
Mipha: *T poses*