Anonymous asked: Can i get a John English sprite? I had hair like Johns, but the biggest spike of hair was like Jakes and i had a plain white shirt with no symbol and black glasses. Can i get a normal spite and another spite of my godteir, which was the Theif of Rage?
TG: this looks like if john and jake just fused and became one person idk who i see more TG: i guess thats kinda the point of a jakeways john swap but YKNOW
you people think monster fucking is a new thing in the cultural zeitgeist????? when i was a kid everyone wanted to romance this handsome fellow
He may not have any nipple but neither did the fishguy.
That is one fuckable monster and they did it on purpose. why the fuck else would he be voiced by Kieth “sexy voice” David.
they have him be the only gargoyle in the beginning with an SO just so they can show “yeah he gets it on the regular”
and just like any other superhero he saves babes on the regular and yeah Detective Maza can take care of herself but it doesn’t hurt to have his hunky backup. he literally takes a bullet for her and helps her solve crimes.
and a relationship built on friendship and a good partner dynamic is the sexiest thing of all.
look at this picture and tell me they haven’t done did the do.
So we’re in a campaign where arcane magic was used to create the universe, and the sole remnant that remembered how to use it were just one race. There were actually Elder Gods too, the ones that actually did the making. Cue a new country, Magistrum, that teaches magic in its public schooling - the only one in the world. Now, since arcane magic was used to make the universe, mages basically tell the universe to go to the corner. However, since the race tried to destroy all knowledge of it, things were relatively stable. Suddenly, a major influx of mages making reality their chew toy. To paraphrase the DM:
“The Elder Gods and the very fabric of the universe are ground under the heel of Magistrum’s public education system.”
my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba
Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.
Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.
