Silver Tongue

Jul 08

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badeliz:

argumate:

oh yeah well what if trains entering tunnels didn’t symbolise sex, in fact what if sex symbolised railway engineering, how about that huh

everything is about sex, except sex, which is about trains

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shsl-bird:

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

I am ratbird on outside AND inside

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[video]

idledee:

give him back! he’s my brother, 

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sorecererz:

“it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in tarzan’s forest. you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. you have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die”

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sorecererz:

“it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in tarzan’s forest. you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. you have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die”

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asgarddropout:

what-grace-has-forgiveness:

girlsclothes:

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

at the grocery store

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gingerrbreadman:

dovewithscales:

gingerrbreadman:

Bowsers legit like… “hahahahah im going to kill you and steal ur princess, oh wait hold on, my kid just called, oh I gotta pick him up from school he’s sick, can we postpone this for how about… hm… Is luigi able to babysit tomorrow?”

This is of course because it’s literally Nintendo canon that they’re actors playing roles and on their days off they play tennis and race go-carts together.

WAIT REALLY THAT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER

yeah mario 3 has everything on stage

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