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oh look more TAZ shit
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it’s so weird to me that shrek originally wasn’t meant to have a scottish accent can you imagine him with an american accent? it wouldn’t be the same the scottish accents adds some flavour some zest a certain je ne sais quoi
him shouting ‘DONKEY’ wouldn’t be as powerful
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*goes to scottland* *squints suspiciously* why is everyone doing a Shrek accent
me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :)
every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????
me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish
bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead
me: i turn page now
bugs: o my folly!
me who understands how nature works: this is communal space but please do not crawl onto skin i cannot see
bugs: there is sweat in yonder shoulderblades and i must be the one who licks it
me: and i must be the one who slaps the tickles
bugs: alas, i am laid low by the salt!
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she knows.
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a mug that just says “don’t talk to me until i’ve fucked your wife”
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