Silver Tongue

Jun 27

This may have been a hard read for you.

9th-level-spell:
dat-soldier:
pondwitch:
pondwitch:
you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is? i’ll tell you how fucked up elder scrolls is. heres how fucking fucked up elder scrolls is
dwarves are taller than humans
Orcs are elves
A regular house cat can give birth to something that can grow into a 10 ft giant cat man with hopes and aspirations.
lizards grow on fUCKIN TREES

the elder scrolls themselves contain the games code

(via chefpyro)

crucifix sims 2 mod……

snarthurt:

pizzaback:
snarthurt:
pizzaback:
he died for our Sims……
incidentally this same modder made a street sign object that says exactly that
well it seems ive been out done by a sims 2 modder and a decade ago at that. better dig a hole and jump in

(via wuffleton)

chefpyro:

crispygoblintenderloin:
chefpyro:
i know exactly two games that take place in detroit and one is about robots wanting to become humans and the other is about humans wanting to become robots and clearly the latter is way cooler
Wait. What’s the one about humans wanting to become robots? Pls I gotta know.
well the protagonist in particular never asked for it but the rest of the people did it by choice

where would robocop fall under this spectrum?

savagebeastrecords:

konekobasuluv:
epicjerbear:
ohgodhesloose:
wickdpleasures:
W…. T…. F…. ? ? ?
To quote legendary Chinese action star Sammo Huang, “I’m not out of shape, just fat.”
Forever reblog
THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!
Here for it

(via wuffleton)

thepineguardintern:

Imagining the Bonds between Taako, Magnus, and Merle constantly pulling them together before they finally “officially” meet in that bar. Just random hapinstances that they don’t even notice or remember.
-Taako baked the cakes for both Magnus’ and Merle’s weddings.
-Merle’s kids dragging him to Taako’s show
- Magnus fixing Taako’s caravan when it crashes in Ravens roost.
-Merle spreading the good news of pan door to door.
-Julia has somehow had long conversation with both Taako and Merle.
Just many little “so close yet so far moments” being extremely frustrating for a universe trying to push them together

at one point theyre all in neverwinter. Taako is looking into a shops window. His back facing the streets and his big hat is obscuring his face. Magnus walks past him trying to read a map and doesnt notice. Merle walks past him at the same time holding a large shrubbery. he accidentally bumps into magnus and without looking is like “oops, sorry” and magnust doesnt even notice.

(via bloodsbane)

embyrr922:

indianajjones:
bana05:
brightindie:
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
This is legit and people don’t realize it.
“hey what are you doing?”
“nothing”
“oh great! so you are avaliab-”
“no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.”
I’m
doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

you have to tell me at least 8 hours in advanced.

(Source: indiedreams, via newbarrk)

Me sitting down to do an essay: I should play some music. I shall play simple plan followed by natasha bedingfield.

7:54 minutes later: I have made a grave mistake

[video]

daiy:

writing-prompt-s:
10/10 prompt material right here

(Source: nunyabizni, via dan-mcneely)