Silver Tongue

Jun 26

seshrat:

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

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this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

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send help

thank you for your sacrifice

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acciowine:

braucher:

Alexa, release my inhibitions

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are you asking alexa because no one else can do it for you.

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cribbysdolls:
“Like Hoovervilles.
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cribbysdolls:

Like Hoovervilles.

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turtletot43:

dc-vertigo-squad:

satanonthepencil:

a-jedi-in-purgatory:

atheistj:

My favorite shot in all the Wonder Woman trailers might actually be when Diana charges into that room and immediately slams her shield down on some soldier and knocks him out.

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(source: @hawkwoman)

The poor guy never stood a chance.

Fuck I never noticed how thoroughly she wrecked him. Like I don’t think he even realized what was happening.

Ive never watched Wonder Woman, but why is she sliding down that floor so smoothly

She has basically knee pads.

I think they stylized the way she moves to suggest flight and speed as second nature to her. I’m guessing they wanted to differentiate her movement from Superman’s, which can be explained in canon as the simple fact that her powers are different, come from a different source, as she’s been training her entire life. She’s a demigod, so her movement is…I think lighter is a good way to describe it? Whereas Superman is stomping around in direct defiance of all Earthly physical laws because he’s not human, Diana’s powers are almost angelic. She’s still a direct product of this earth and power found here. These powers are new to her in this film, but they’re rooted right here. She moves like she’s always sort of flying.

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Originally posted by goktugeminsafli

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Originally posted by goktugeminsafli

We really haven’t seen anyone else in the DCEU move like this, but that makes sense when you consider we have yet to meet any other Amazonian demigods.

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Originally posted by lady-arryn

The Kryptonians are brutal. Everything is heavy, hard, and booming.

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Originally posted by johann67880

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Originally posted by b-h-s

Meanwhile, Diana flying:

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Originally posted by just-purely-insane

Even when she’s coming to do violence her movement suggests that she’s moving in concert with the earth instead of in defiance of it. It has a more supernatural feel.

Anyway, have I mentioned lately how much I love that they put clear thought and design in how each character would move instead of the easier path of just handing Diana and Clark identical powers.

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wodneswynn:

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@silver-tongues-blog except it’s a plush possum ;)

all the yes. Also i bet we could raise a domestic opossum

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moonlandingwasfaked:

otakusapien:

neopuff:

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butch hartman is baiting me and im gonna stab him

but…cosmo gave birth to poof….how could you forget writing a canon mpreg into your own show?!

Cosmo fucked juandissimo is the only logical conclusion

I mean, timmy only wished them pregnant. He didn’t specify with who’s kid

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
“ fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same
in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer,...

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

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in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.” 

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

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wodneswynn:

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