in 1999 it was illegal for anyone in the united states national security agency to own a furby or for furbies to be present on nsa property
i wouldn’t lie about this.
this thing was thought to have the power to destroy the u.s. government from the inside out
me: oh my god please tell me it’s because they thought the furbies would learn the words they heard and spill national security secrets
me, cackling: yesssssssss
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replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:
go fuck yours*lf
example A
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Finally got my Wailord
looks like a silcoon
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when the monk couldnt make it, i gave his character food poisoning from a fantasy vegas buffet.
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Lexicon Balatronicum: A Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit, and Pickpocket Eloquence, London, 1811
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this is the funniest thing i read today
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NICE
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reblogging purely for the reaction image, i can’t stop laughing
CRYING
meet me in an ally behind the arbys and i’ll give you proof
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