Silver Tongue

Jul 04

squeeneyart:
“ dead kids in paradox space
if this joke was done before i dont care just let me draw my stick figure daves in peace
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squeeneyart:

dead kids in paradox space 

if this joke was done before i dont care just let me draw my stick figure daves in peace 

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adurot:

conspicuouslad:

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bonmod:

revolutionarykoolaid:

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This country couldn’t be any more ridiculous. You literally can’t do ANYTHING in America as a Black person without risking arrests. Freedom is nothing more than a punchline.

hey, the hospital didn’t do anything, it was the police

Technically hospital security started the whole situation.

Isn’t the security officer supposed to question the guy *before* calling the cops? Like isn’t that their whole job?

In theory, sure. In reality it’s some guy with minimal training getting paid slightly more than minimum wage who doesn’t actually have any more authority to stop anyone than any other random civilian. It’s rarely come up with the places I’ve been, but if someone doesn’t do what I tell them threatening to call the cops is go to number one, because they’re the ones with the actual authority. From what I’ve seen presented of the story the guard does seem to have been overly zealous and I don’t think I would have carried it that far, but my experience is that most security guards are morons.

careful-crow:

thewitchway:

nakedinasnowsuit:

santmagdalene:

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

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Jul 03

cadhla182:
“ The Greatest Lantern
This isn’t canon. Just gonna get ahead of those comments.
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cadhla182:

The Greatest Lantern

This isn’t canon. Just gonna get ahead of those comments.

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fullmetal alchemist is the fortnight of minecraft

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lol i cant believe they made a guy based off of the ninja turtle

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cephalotodd:

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

“Bazinga” and “everypony” are the closest we will get to real-world dragon shouts.

Say either one of them to kill everyone in the vicinity immediately.

hewwo everypony, bazinga hahaha :3 lol im so random rawr

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