Silver Tongue

Jul 03

im half human and half machine, half boy, half car, boycar, protector and king of chilladelphia

IMAGE CONTAINED
BABY SHOES
NEVER LOADED

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manywinged:
i slept in until 5pm and while i did i had this dream that the new meme was that “i see no difference. love is love.” panel comic except the other 3 panels were replaced with pictures of things that were all related in some way but not exactly the same and i made one with pictures of a marsh, a bog and a fen with the caption “i see no difference. mud is mud.” and i got so much hate for it that i had to delete my blog
like this

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where-is-vriska:

imstuckathome12:
Idk why but i find it funny that the lake im staying by is called Lake Gender
how dare you make the funniest joke ever and hide it in the tags

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slatestarscratchpad:

There’s a subreddit called r/totallynotrobots where people pretend to be badly-disguised robots. They post cat pictures with captions like “SINCE I AM A HUMAN, THIS SMALL FELINE GENERATES POSITIVE EMOTIONS IN MY CARBON-BASED BRAIN” or something like that.
There’s another subreddit called r/SubSimulatorGPT2, that trains GPT-2 on various subreddits to create imitations of their output.
Now r/SubSimulatorGPT2 has gotten to r/totallynotrobots, which means we get to see a robot pretending to be a human pretending to be a robot pretending to be a human.
Here is a sample:
If only Alan Turing were alive to see this.

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where-is-vriska:

imstuckathome12:
Idk why but i find it funny that the lake im staying by is called Lake Gender
how dare you make the funniest joke ever and hide it in the tags

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star-spangled-jackass:

simplystormie:
space-artist-ace:
bemusedlybespectacled:
drtanner-sfw:
marmarsoulless:
sirartwork:
world-of-cats:
reblog for noises
This makes me -extremely- uncomfortable
I like how literally every other cat in the room is absolutely fine while this weird fucker is just YURRGLURRGLRRRYRRRRRing it up like a madman.
Why is he so upset. Who did this to him.
that cat would have been put on trial for witchcraft in the 1500s
This cat sounds like an old Italian man
He sounds like an 8 bit npc
So deep

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kohmieeart:

cute troll girls i love meets outifts i wish i had

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scraps-is-busy:

I’m playing Overwatch.