Silver Tongue

Jun 20

nudityandnerdery:

slyspeaker:

nudityandnerdery:

Since last year, I’ve seen this headline around a lot as a description of our current political divide:

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But it wasn’t until today that I found out there was a response article to it:

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Seriously, this shit would be cartoonish and unbelievable in fiction, and yet someone actually wrote it.

Isn’t there a word about being compelled to do something against your will? Call me silly but I was under the impression that this is, you know, generally a bad thing.

I’m sorry that “saying you should care about people and not be a selfish asshole” is such an oppressive and awful thing to hear. Life must be a real struggle for you, having been attacked by things like Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street as a child.

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(Source: soulproprietorship, via jadewares)

hypodronic:

Honestly, “abolish ICE” is the conservative position. “Try them all for crimes against humanity” is the rational centrist position. Mob justice is the modestly progressive position by now.

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a-perplexing-puzzle:

kinda sucks for Zelda that she went to three sacred springs and heard nothing whereas Link can roll up to any dinky old goddess statue and Hylia’s just like, “oh hey man, what’s good, got any orbs?”

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seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

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this is absolutely what they’ve done

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Anonymous asked: Do you help Jane make cakes?

asklilseb:

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bogleech:
“ devilishdescent:
“HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK
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the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her...

bogleech:

devilishdescent:

HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

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fetalpile:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

im going outside to smoke. hope i dont run into any goblins

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