Silver Tongue

Jul 01

official-venom-snake:

toadprince:

Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.

Every time I see this I get the inability to read past “please stop breeding :)” and recoil a little bit in the shock from that

(via moonpaw)

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The Pentagon has a device that can identify people without seeing their face

void-mom:

mostlysignssomeportents:

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If you think your V is for Vendetta mask will hide your identity, think again. The Pentagon has a laser device that “can pick up on a unique cardiac signature from 200 meters away, even through clothes,” reports MIT Technology Review.

https://boingboing.net/2019/06/27/the-pentagon-has-a-device-that.html

Scaremongering, pals. All forensics is mostly bullshit to begin with, and even if this works as stated it takes 30 seconds on a stationary target so uhhhhh yeah. Dont feed the paranoia machine.

The more likely use of this is as “evidence” for framing folks the state decided was already guilty, not actually catching anyone.

(via the-steve-vrc)

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silver-tongues-blog:
“ pokemon fusions are popular again so i tried it and got a grumpy boy
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daily reblog

silver-tongues-blog:

pokemon fusions are popular again so i tried it and got a grumpy boy

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daily reblog

erubescelin:
“*anime intro noises*
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erubescelin:

*anime intro noises*

(via daily-betas)

agentvictoriahand:
“ spooky-neighborhood-demiurge:
“ qozxe:
“ my-kokoro-just-brokoro:
“ This isn’t like Ash and Pikachu. How the fuck does he expect to catch him?
”
rest in fucking pieces
”
nO YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THIS IS HIS STARTER. HIS. STARTER....

agentvictoriahand:

spooky-neighborhood-demiurge:

qozxe:

my-kokoro-just-brokoro:

This isn’t like Ash and Pikachu. How the fuck does he expect to catch him?

rest in fucking pieces

nO YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THIS IS HIS STARTER. HIS. STARTER. YOU DON’T THINK YOU DON’T RATIONALIZE YOU DON’T THINK OF YOURSELF IF THE STARTER IS HURT AND YOU CAN IN ANY WAY CUSHION THEIR FALL YOU CUSHION THE DAMN FALL

starter bond is somethin special all right doesnt matter how much that charizard weighs you lift it up

(via newbarrk)

willowdove:

destructive-distractions:

My favorite thing about John Mulaneys Instagram is the random artsy pictures of his wife

Some examples:

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Look at that last caption! He’s so excited to take pictures of his beautiful wife, it’s adorable

Its so refreshing to see a comedian who loves his wife, completely, whole-heartedly, is ABSOLUTELY smitten

(via newbarrk)

smallrat36wagon:

schmidtyho:

jockgirlfriend:

harryshoneypot:

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booty shorts that say this on the butt

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equally threatening energies

boott shorts that say that too

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

dankmemeuniversity:

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(via thatsthat24)