Silver Tongue

Jun 17

queen-of-dirt:

girls-to-avoid:

helthehatter:

girls-to-avoid:

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

He’s a very good boy

Ohhh my God

(via newbarrk)

tilthat:

TIL “Parks and Recreation” was initially supposed to be a spin-off of “The Office” as requested by NBC. One idea was a broken copy machine from Scranton would break down in an episode of The Office and then end up in Pawnee, making the office equipment the spun-off character.

via reddit.com

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thtjuly9th:

the “in this essay, i will” memes are the most wholesome of the current popular memes because as well as being genuinely hilarious, they encourage deep, analytical thinking which often produces profound statements. in this essay, i will 

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libertarirynn:

novaya-model:

kitausu:

novaya-model:

novaya-model:

novaya-model:

novaya-model:

novaya-model:

In approx. 6 months when all of Tumblr hates John Mulaney and wants to burn him at the stake for no apparent reason, I will remember the “John mulaney should be gay” posts as I sip my lemonade and watch the rabble dance on the ashes of yet another person they idolized into destruction

Actually, I’m gonna map this out for ya right now

1. John mulaney should be gay. Some fans quote the “God may ¾ of a gay man and then forgot to flip the last switch” joke from New In Town, I believe, but most people chuckle, nod along, and reblog
2. This will develop and evolve into “John mulaney is appropriating gay culture,” because this is Tumblr and Olympic leaps is what we do
3. That will quickly evolve into “John mulaney is queer baiting,” because, again, Tumblr
4. John mulaney will be the new Taylor swift, John green, whomever the hell else that Tumblr once loved and then decided to hate because ~50 million people can never agree on anything
5. In 2 years, the salt n’ pepper diner video will get passed around again, only people who innocently reblog a funny story from a comedian they don’t really know will get anons “warning” them about the awful, homophobic John mulaney
6. Most people will accept it outright, because we’re all a little weary of comedians, lbr, but some will question it. When the answer they get is “idk, but I think I remember people saying he was queer baiting because we thought he was gay but apparently he’s not and some people made joke posts about it that a lot of other people took too seriously,” they’ll respond with “are you serious?”
7. Yes, I am. Welcome to The Dark Ages™

I’m gonna schedule this post for 3 month intervals throughout the year.

Let’s see if Tumblr’s straight, white, golden child du jour survives 2018, shall we?

It’s happening

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye

I’m so mad at how accurately you predicted this. This website…

And now there’s a post about how he’s the gays favorite comedian that was quickly derailed to talk about how he’s an anti-Semite who thinks his wife is a bitch based on a series of jokes taken wildly out of context. I hate how accurate this post is.

Its like this site is a creature with specific feeding habbits

(via newbarrk)

hey

remanedurart:

wereralph:

remanedur:

someone please redraw this

ok

can we see bayonetta with ridleys ass?

(via wuffleton)

posi-pan:

just so people know, there’s a “drop the b” hashtag going around about how it should be “lgpt” instead of “lgbt”

and I’d just like to say:

• it was started by 4chan trolls
  
• it does not come from trans, non-binary, or pan people
  
• it is meant to cause fighting within the community
  
• don’t let it
  

(via bloodsbane)

whatbigotspost:

WHELP

(Source: feministism, via jadewares)

Jun 16

tgweaver:

In honor of recent news, here’s a comic I made on January 10th, 2008

i’m glad that – literally over a decade later – history has finally vindicated me

rosexknight:

akaipony:

rosexknight:

fidefortitude:

tardis-mind-palace:

the-black-jay:

fuks:

I am ready to die

What I really want to know, is does the body decompose? Does it just stay there forever? I’m not an expert on moon science, but I want answers.

moon science fact: since there is little to no atmosphere on the moon, your body would probably not decompose, but it would get hit with like hella amounts of radiation from the sun and be kinda radioactive

I’ve always wanted my corpse to be eternal and radioactive

I want to know how this will effect ghosts and spirits. Will you just haunt the moon???

If ghosts were just tied to their corpse they wouldn’t be able to haunt houses or relatives.

That’s fair. But doesn’t the treatment of the corpse sometimes have to do with it? I’m no expert but that’s what some of the movies say XD

theres only one ghost on the moon. You know exactly how he died. Is that fucked up or what?

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