Son: Who are the bad guys in this movie? Husband: The Nazis. [pause for a beat] Again. Except not in space this time. Me: Yes, Nazis, take note: whether you’re on land or in space, either way Harrison Ford is coming to foil your plans.
brownpone asked: Dunno if you need to specify them as derpy fans. They're toxic fans, and Derpy happens to be quite popular, so there's more of them. (I don't know if there are more of them proportionally speaking, but it wouldn't surprise me).
you know I’m glad that buzzfeed unsolved is keeping it real because ok… those TV ghost hunting shows? Somehow always getting clear “evidence”. In every episode. Spooky. Serious. Dangerous.
Seems fake.
Buzzfeed unsolved? Offering bigfoot a beer. Calling a demon a motherfucker. Laying down on a pentagram yelling “Rock ‘n’ Roll buckaroo!”. Mentioning mothmans ass. Playing opera music to attract ghosts. Dancing on a staircase to attract ghosts. Asking spirits to make you shit blood after ripping out your organs. Laughing about a man who died while playing the piano. Laughing about the fact that said man might have pooped himself after dying while playing the piano. Stealing a bridge from a demonic goat. Spaghetti. Apple taters. Dog toys.
nedzus such a funny fucking character jesus. the current anime arc is so so so hilarious. imagine being one of japans most successful news reporters and you got a hot scoop on the countrys most prestigious hero school fucking up again and letting one of their students get kidnapped so you rock up ready to absolutely rip into the head of the establishment only to find hes literally a rat. not even a ratman just straight up a little furry animal. id go ballistic
reporter: mr principal how could UA let this happen
if you weren’t part of the select group who grew up watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force at 1 AM during the summer when you were 13 I don’t think you could… watch it ever
I’m not saying you wouldn’t get the humor, I mean like, you would experience some form of culture shock and possibly have some kind of allergic reaction… you need to be immersed in ATHF slowly when you’re young
every single person that was immersed in ATHF culture as a young teen has at least one thing they held onto from the show that is absolutely complete garbage gibberish but they can’t flush it from their mind
these are the things people like me are plagued by every waking moment
