Silver Tongue

Sep 20

laughconfetti:
“cronepunk:
“Cephalopods can be exchanged for goods and services.
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there are many benefits to being a marine biologist
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Inkopolis has a really bad octarian trafficking problem

laughconfetti:

cronepunk:

Cephalopods can be exchanged for goods and services.

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

Inkopolis has a really bad octarian trafficking problem

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funnytwittertweets:

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1percentcharge:

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commandtower-solring-go:

chancemedley116:

dankmemeuniversity:

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These are all brands of anti-depressants

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Anonymous asked:

undertale was 10 years ago. why won't people move on.

maxknightley:

  1. seven years ago, actually
  2. it has a sequel actively in development, two chapters of which have already been released, which keeps it in the conversation
  3. harry potter ended fifteen years ago and you still see people talking about their hogwarts houses and shit while the author wastes her life spewing vitriol at trans people and jeremy corbyn
  4. funy skeleton

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theblehthatbloos:

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juulpromocode:

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

hello

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mimimonart:

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mama tetra

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captain-acab:

desert-palm:

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Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm’s worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you’re towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you’re on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

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helloijustreadyourpost:

rilianedautriche:

the release of deltarune chapter 1 was so fucking funny. toby fox said download this weird scary program for free! don’t worry if your computer’s security tries to block it and DON’T talk about what’s in it

You didn’t even mention the user agreement that just says you will “ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT WILL HAPPEN FROM NOW ON.”

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