Silver Tongue

Jun 28

yayster:
“ yayster:
“ I see this comic panel of mine posted to Reddit/Twitter/Facebook every single Father’s Day with neither credit nor context, and it’s starting to drive me a little crazy.
I don’t run this comic anymore, but here’s a version with...

yayster:

yayster:

I see this comic panel of mine posted to Reddit/Twitter/Facebook every single Father’s Day with neither credit nor context, and it’s starting to drive me a little crazy.

I don’t run this comic anymore, but here’s a version with proper attribution if people do want to share it. Please don’t crop out the artist’s links when you publicly post an artist’s work - even better, please ask permission to post it!

Thank you for your support on this! Here are a couple of other Ditto jokes I hope you’ll enjoy ^^

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spideysbff:

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I know it was this one.

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libertarirynn-deactivated202006:

celtic-pyro:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off

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This scene is…much more disturbing in context now.

Let’s not forget SpongeBob was created by a marine biologist. I doubt this was an accident.

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lezzyharpy:

glowingforrest:

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

indirect kiss

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farcryfromhere:

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iplaytolosebitch:

mooncoregf:

dankmemesreasonforliving:

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Me standing over the drain ready to give u everything u deserve

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

elizabethan-ho:

loptrcoptr:

kawaiite-mage:

spikedbat:

joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation” 

taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top

joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.

taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed “yueagh, it’s me!” and then he stabbed thor

Taika Waititi has a deeper understanding of Norse mythological accuracy than Joss lol

It’s because Joss Whedon looks at all mythology and religion through a Christian-atheist lens. You can see it in Buffy and even a little in Firefly too. Even when he writes about other religions and their deities and practices, it still comes back to Christianity.


He wrote Thor and Loki as modern Western Christianity would portray Jesus and the Devil as opposed to how they actually are in mythology or the comics

That…is a really good addition as to why Whedon gets Thor and Loki wrong and why Taika did a far better job with their characters/personalities in Ragnarok

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people I still want to stab over a decade later:

thebibliosphere:

morgynleri:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

Creative Writing Professor at a former college: Welcome to creative writing! By the way, you will not write fantasy, ghost stories, pranormal, or science fiction in this class, as this is a creative writing course.”

What the ever loving fuck is with “creative” writing professors who think that speculative fiction of any stripe ISN’T CREATIVE?

I still remember my own creative writing teacher telling me this because he saw the Terry Pratchett book on my desk and got this smug smirk on his face like “aha, gotcha”. He had the nerve to pick it up and call it “popularist fiction”, like somehow being popular and easily accessible made it less inherent in intellectual value.

I had it in my back pack because I did my final thesis on the evolution of mythology and folk tails into fantasy and sci-fi and the societal importance of telling stories (before anyone asks, no I don’t have it, I lost it when I moved continents), and I used Terry Pratchett because there wasn’t a single humanitarian issue the man did not touch on.

Which I told him. And then he kind of floundered and went “ah, well but, it’s…well I mean it’s not exactly high brow”, like neither the fuck was Shakespeare or Dickens you self-important turnip. Dickens was literally selling his stories by the chapter. He was the popular author of his time. Shakespeare was too, he fucking made up words and phrases all the time because the language he needed to express himself didn’t exist in the way he needed it too.

Intellectual elitism is nothing more than a hold over from class warfare and the belief that only certain people should get to be truly educated. And it needs to be smashed.

did the prof not realize that 90% of shakesperes writings were dick jokes?

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horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

acreaturecalledgreed:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

acreaturecalledgreed:

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

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oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

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