Silver Tongue

Jun 27

Duck: finds pointy anime shades and puts them on

Duck: hey look! Duck Strider!

Ned: I don’t get it

Aubry: Someone restrain me before I go absolutely feral on you.

nanthecowdog:

shiftythrifting:
There’s…there’s a lot going on here
This is what Ebony wears in My Immortal

(via liquidstar)

eliteknightcats:

eliteknightcats:
eliteknightcats:
i have cybernetic eyes and they feed me information about my environment with youtube annotation pop-ups
all the hackers on my team are feeding me info and my vision is completely obscured and spammed by swear words
me: trying to infiltrate enemy HQ via underground maintenance tunnels
my hacker team:

(via stemmmm)

[video]

clanwarrior-tumbly:

weretiger19:
the-malevolent-platypus:
Scp foundation- SCP 4503
I think we should talk more about this particular SCP:
“The infinite pasta pot”
Apparently, this thing can become a keter.
This is litteraly a pasta pot that makes infinite pasta. *Italy intensifies*
But the hilarious part is the retrieval log:
“some farfalle cut him to death”
If you are not Italian like me, this is how farfalle look like:
I suppose they are pretty sharp and can kill someone, ~~even if I never ever thought about this possibility~~.
“IT’S SO MUCH GODDAM MOTHERFUCKING PASTA!”
*screaming dramatically*IT’S FETTUCCINE!
I can imagine that conversation between the agent and his nonna (aka, grandma): “Hey nonna…I was thinking…can fettuccine kill people?” “The fuck you just said?”
“muffling with lasagna”
“tell me the status of the fettuccine” is probably the best sentence I have ever heard during my entire ~~Italian~~ life.
Whoever wrote this scp, thank you.
I am not Italian, but this is hilarious.
I’ve never read SCPs above 4000 yet but I need to start doing that BC this is amazing 😂😂😂

(via nofacednerd)

ascalonia:

he yell at sink :v

(via nofacednerd)

rbergara:

we need more books that are written like YA novels but have characters in their 20s… like I can’t keep reading books about teenagers but I’m also not ready for the weird adult romance section of the book store

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

livinchancey:

doolas-backup-blog:
land-of-brains-and-chocolate:
villains in boxer shorts patterned after their nemesis is the highest and most refined form of comedy
just another way that phineas and ferb was the peak of human achievement

(via nofacednerd)