Supervillains announcing their plans is actually a union thing so they can’t be sued for damages someone else may commit at the same time
“No, Your Honor. I clearly stated that I would be using my freeze ray to weaken and shatter the federal bank vault door. As my “weapon”, as you call it, was only designed to create cold, I cannot be held accountable for this woman’s burn injuries, clearly caused by another supervillain’s lava gun.“
“You are certain that it was another’s device that caused this woman’s injuries?”
i hate david tennant for taking two of the goofiest fictional men on the planet and making me feel sad things about them against my will. the audacity of the man.
like neither of these characters should be anything except objectively funny and yet thanks to mr tennant i experience a vague sense of victorian melancholia that i did not ask for whenever i see content for them and that just will not stand
