DM ooc: Are you going to kill [gnolls] or spare them?
Rogue ooc: My first inclination is to kill them to teach them a lesson
Monk: What lesson could they possibly learn by being killed?
DM ooc: That people die when they are killed
Protect Squad 😎✨ (season 2 was so good!!)
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“the best part is that you will never get the chance to say goodbye to your sons
“I have one of those?”
“OH GOD I HAVE TWO OF THOSE”
sometimes I’m reminded that my friend Abby goes to starbucks to order a tall water with whipped cream on top and that shit haunts me
WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK WHAT
yeah she’s certainly something lmao
@aaaaaaarp can probably confirm idk if she ever told you about the tall water with whipped cream tho
Every once in awhile she’ll post a picture of it on her Instagram story, but she probably shouldn’t be displaying her insanity like that to the world
^^
i just googled what that looked like and it looks horrible
my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away
Hey is
Is your refrigerator running
my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?
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[video]
A call out post for myself
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Anonymous asked: “dilves” immediately made me thing “dilf elves”
i dont think dilf elves can exist i dont think its possible… but im open to being proved wrong
Santa
this is a lot to unpack at once, conveniently compressed into a single word response
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
will reblog until this becomes an actual show
Never not reblog
Netflix make it happen
Netflix PLEASE
i am that pansexual
I love this fucking idea
OH MY GOD THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST
season finale is a crossover with miss officer and mr truffles
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Jake Paul: I’m the most insensitive person and exploited victims of suicide for views. nobody can beat me
ImJayStation: Hold my beer
