Silver Tongue

Jun 13

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thats-tea:

(Source: diaspora7, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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just-call-me-emrys:

johnemulaney:

Big, if true

im sorry but fuckin wHAT

while thanos was killing people john was sitting on the bench

(via newbarrk)

beynons:

killuo:

trench-kitten:

Do sex workers deserve respect though?

Yes they do.

No more questions from you.

‘does this other human being deserve respect’ what kind of bullshit question

(Source: ithelpstodream, via dan-mcneely)

Jun 12

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moonlandingwasfaked:

sirlorence:

sirlorence:

I would kill to have Snake in Smash again.

WHERE THE FUCK YOU GUYS AT?

so who did you kill op ?

those three people. why do you think nobody can find them

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

princesszeldaz:

I really like the way Sakurai said he didn’t include BOTW Princsss Zelda “because she prefers her studies instead of fighting” because it implies that every other Princess Zelda is 100% ready to Throw Down

I mean, hes not wrong. Every other zelda has actively thrown down without a moments hesitation.

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we need codec calls back

hackerfucker:

snake: hnnnnnnnng …Otacon! what is this moist colorful child

otacon: snake! that’s an inkling!

snake: *grumble* inkling?

otacon: inklings are unique cephalopodic organisms who developed the ability to transform between a bipedal humanoid form and a smaller squidlike one to move quickly through their own ink secretions! they have a fascinating culture thats analogous to ours in many respects, particularly Tokyo street fashion!

snake: hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm … so you’re saying .. that even though it looks like a kid now, its also a squid now

otacon: thats right! you should try to communicate with one!

snake: what do you want me say?

otacon: try this: “woomy”

snake: …… *growling* woomy ….

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