Silver Tongue

Jun 25

lesbianomens:

lesbianomens:

i love aziraphale’s dumb little reading glasses. should angels need glasses to read? presumably not! you’d think they could miracle their eyes to 20/20! but every possibility for their existence is good

1. he thinks they’re cool

2.  he thinks eccentric bookshop owners should wear glasses

3. he’s just gotten so used to humans who look his age needing glasses to read that he brought it on himself

4. this body has always had bad eyes. for whatever reason, they decided to hand out a far sighted angelic host, and aziraphale just dealt with it for 5000 years until someone invented glasses

5. he can’t let crowley have all the glasses wearing fun

WE HAVE OUR ANSWER

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indiedrone:

kateordie:

indiedrone:

fullblownpanic:

americanhorrorstoryforreal:

fiona-supreme-of-my-heart:

fullblownpanic:

indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

same

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This is such a great story

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

OP can we talk about your tattoo

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viostormcaller:

lordmogatron:

systematicslytherin:

weirdmageddon:

galactic-polywag:

meefling:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

it’s like what were you expecting lmao

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience

LINK WHY

He is the HERO of TIME

Not the SMART of STUFF

Botw Link is feral and you cannot convince me otherwise

theres a reason his triforce is courage and not wisdom

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mootecky:

Free ride!

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mamoru:

mamoru:

why does wikipedia call the torah the “hebrew bible”?

no…we call it the torah. we named it. we named the torah, and called it the torah. it is. the torah

power move. hot take. this is a power take

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dont mind me, just drawing cool kid actually looking like a kid

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liquidstar:

stop drawing edward as good looking when he canonically made a little girl cry over how ugly he is

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astrolavas:

hello y’all may i please have your attention

thank y’all for your attention, that’d be all

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