Silver Tongue

Jun 24

monsterlets:
words of power do exist…. i can walk out of my apartment wearing the most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w a zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say the words “laundry day” and suddenly it’s way less weird
“laundry day” spell: decreases target’s judgment of outfit by 80%

(via demilypyro)

chefpyro:

chefpyro:
Cool shit: magic foci that double as melee weapons
Yall are thinking too small. A magic staff is good. You know what’s better? A magic staff with a big honking axe blade on it.
Put magic crystals in your sword pommels, turn your wand into the handle of a morningstar, there’s so much more fun stuff you can do, fellas.

first thing i was thinking of was jeweled brass knuckles

(via demilypyro)

nofacednerd:

graffiticraft:
septic-dr-schneep:
isa-ghost:
zudoarchi:
saphore:
your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
“Will I see you when the night is over?”
Fuck that’s kinda sad
“I’m stuck self-torturing, my meds are failing me.”
Oh.
“One side of me says ‘Stop so you don’t blow’; the other side says ‘What would I stop for?’”
RIP
“One more day of sorrow and I’ll struggle to stay sober”
Oh.
“You’re not worth fallen tears”
damn do I get murdered or something wtf