i had a tought that might be better than PWYW. Instead I’m going to be doing $5 30 minutes commissions. For just $5 I’ll do as much as i can in 30 minutes. its also gonna be a great way for me to get some practice
Anonymous asked: what are your thoughts on twinrova. did they know about the curse of demise or did the curse push them towards being evil tutors for ganondorf?
What Ganon once had wasn’t a curse, it was a possession. He was the literal vessel for Demise, at least he was in my headcanon, but I’m trying to decide on whether or not Demise possessed him all on his own… or if he had devote followers who found the vessel for him.
If the latter, then Twinrova sisters could very well be the two who took Ganondorf away and forcibly made him to be Demise’s vessel as baby all those timelines ago. I can imagine a cult devoted to Demise with Twinrova as their leader, with a foothold in many places in Hyrule, including the political world.
But that had been timelines ago: the same cult is scattered and thought to have been dissolved for the most part in the current timeline, but with the way things will eventually take a turn, that belief will be proven wrong. o3o
So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:
A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.
What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”
After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”
This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:
This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.
~rEjEcTiOn sENsiTiVE dYsPHoRia~~ more like ADHD and its symptoms come with a level of stigma that is so traumatizing and psychologically damaging it results in its own secondary symptoms but we’re gonna pretend that your non-mood disorder for some reason just happens to have an intrinsic mood component that just happens to be identical to the psychological effects of what just happens to be a type of trauma that people with your disability are incredibly likely to experience lmao!!!
a ghost. Died by having her soul ripped from her body. adorable. Helps out a fuck ton by possessing the phantom knights. granddaughter of the objectively best zelda. 9/10
Resurrected Zelda: Twilight Princess
Technically a zombie. Gave her life to save midna. Was resurrected in full by ganon to steal her triforce which should have been in midna since that was the whole point of her giving up her life. shes basically alive and thats boring. 2/10
Heroes Shade: Twilight Princess
A revenant. Killed during the war that broke out in hyrule after he traveled from the future to warn of the dangers of ganondorf. Died as a knight but not a hero and thus cannot pass on until he makes sure his next incarnation doesnt make the mistakes he did. A boney boy who is pure and i love him. 999/10
Link: BOTW
A twink killed before finishing a job. Technically a zombie who spent a century resurrecting. Docking points because hes basically alive but that doesnt change the fact that hes a little gremlin doing his best. 7/10
Ganondorf: BOTW 2
a shrinkwrapped buff boy. get this man some moisturizer. Presumably died fighting a link at some point and buried under some place until the curse forced him to resurrect. absolutely amazing. 420/10
Mindless Ganon: OoA/OoS
Mindless zombie due to botched resurrection. Pure destructive force but no way to control it. Basically a pig on a rampage. a big boy but ultimately unsatisfying. 4/10
Yuganon: LBW
Thats not ganon, thats just a ganon fanboy who merged with ganons corpse. -1986/10
thanos lands on pop star: this world is now mine. I will kill half the population and you will thank me
Literally everyone:*laughs at his face*
kirby: *sighs and gets up to deal with this bullshit again*
