comprehensive list of things griffin’s oldest brother has done to him (wip)
tricked him into eating raw shrimp out of his fridge under the guise that it was ceviche
tricked him into eating raw fettuccine (several times)
gave him ibs (due to aformentioned fettuccine)
played a game with him when they were little that just involved attempting to hit griffin with a baseball bat
told a liveshow audience that griffin had cholera
forced him to smell his armpit because it “smelled like ketchup” (it did not smell like ketchup)
this is the face of a man who does not fear god, death, or griffin mcelroy’s seething rage
Justin is a monster who will not be stopped, but I gotta defend him on one of these. He did not seem to have any idea what Griffin was talking about when he brought up the “ceviche,” which means Griffin genuinely just rolled up on a fridge full of raw shrimp and went “aw dunk, snacks!”
