do you ever think about how jade canonically talked to gamzee at least once and we never got to see that situation
gamzee: So, I pReTtY mUcH hAd To RaIsE mYsElF bEcAuSe My GuArDiAn’S oUt
Of ThE pIcTuRe, AnD tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy Of My LiFe WaS lIvEd In MoRe Or
LeSs CoMpLeTe SoLiTuDe BeFoRe We EnTeReD tHe GaMe AnD i WaS pUt UnDeR
mInD cOnTrOl To KiLl AlL mY fRiEnDs
the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”
like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone
one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.
then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.
We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between
i fell off a roof unscathed but also rolled out of the bed wrong and fractured my ankle
