Silver Tongue

Jun 09

tilthat:

TIL that a children’s entertainer named Soupy Sales asked on-air that children send him “those funny little pieces of paper with pictures of presidents on them” from their parents’ purses and wallets and was thus suspended from his show for 2 weeks

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h0lyhandgrenade:
“What Fallout 3 means to me, summarized into a single image.
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h0lyhandgrenade:

What Fallout 3 means to me, summarized into a single image.

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dynastylnoire:
“ forza-tricolor:
“ melaninerd:
“Truly this is men
”
Sis leave his ain’t-shit ass
”
That’s that bullshit
”

dynastylnoire:

forza-tricolor:

melaninerd:

Truly this is men

Sis leave his ain’t-shit ass

That’s that bullshit

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srlevi:
“ 2 days left…
Before bad time comes.
A crossover game, both games are great, and it’s nice to see some crossover between the two.
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srlevi:

2 days left…
Before bad time comes.

A crossover game, both games are great, and it’s nice to see some crossover between the two.

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allthingshyper:

the-true-princess-of-heaven:

thalia1832:

nonbinaryvexahlia:

zmyaro:

nonbinaryvexahlia:

one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think ‘fuck you’ is a terrible insult

so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i’d shrug it off but if i opened a post’s tags and saw “op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta” do you know how shaken i’d be? do you know how upset i’d be if i saw “op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene™ for no reason”

So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses?

I sincerely hope so but I can’t say I’m familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few

yiddish curses: 

may you go to hell and bake bagels there 

may all your teeth fall out except one, and in that one you should get a tooth ache

One misfortune is too few for you

you should drink too much castor oil (and have explosive diarrhea); 

you should have a hundred houses  in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive you from bed to bed

you should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night

Hang yourself with a sugar rope and you’ll have a sweet death.

@hiking-viking

Yiddish curses are fucking amazing!

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