Silver Tongue

May 08

m-eowdy:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

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monarchist SCUM!

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buried-in-stardust:

Making a glass rabbit

[eng by me]

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i feel like we should talk about the whitewashing of steve minecraft

This is how he looks in game

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and this is promotional art and merch of him


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prohaloplayer:

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this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else

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spookside:

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May 07

rosexknight:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

modogoblin:

hispanicdisorder:

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why must we play god

Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place

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“citrus are whores” is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today

I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.

#so we’re slutshaming the fruits now? 

Tags that look homophobic without context

IS THAT WHY THE FANFIC SMUT IS THE CITRUS SCALE???

Maybe the real whore was the lemons we stole along the way

whetstonefires:

loupgawou:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Video Description:

Man in an office is holding a stunt safe foam rubber cinder block:  This is a prop foam rubber cinder block, that way we can smack an actor with it, and it won’t kill him.  [man throws the prop at his coworker’s head].  But if it DID kill him, I’d still get off scot-free

Coworker [off-screen]:  How would you do that, Scott?

Scott:  Because there’d be no concrete evidence.

Coworker: [throws foam rubber cinder-block at Scott’s head]

please note that for both impacts someone did foley work to make the foam brick go ‘bang!’

(via wispylynxy)

whetstonefires:

loupgawou:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Video Description:

Man in an office is holding a stunt safe foam rubber cinder block:  This is a prop foam rubber cinder block, that way we can smack an actor with it, and it won’t kill him.  [man throws the prop at his coworker’s head].  But if it DID kill him, I’d still get off scot-free

Coworker [off-screen]:  How would you do that, Scott?

Scott:  Because there’d be no concrete evidence.

Coworker: [throws foam rubber cinder-block at Scott’s head]

please note that for both impacts someone did foley work to make the foam brick go ‘bang!’

(via wispylynxy)

modmad:

witchern:

Picket sign reads: "Give up just ONE yacht"ALT
Two picket signs. The one on the left reads: "Can we make this contract more accessible to a wider audience?" The one on the right reads: "My edible just kicked in, I'll do this ALL NIGHT"ALT
Picket sign reads: "My neck, my back, we need a fair contract"ALT
Picket sign reads: "Pay your writers or we'll spoil Succession"ALT
Picket sign reads: "ChatGPT doesn't have childhood trauma"ALT
Picket sign reads: "Int. your ass. My foot enters"ALT
Picket sign reads: "My gay little jokes bought your Tesla"ALT
Picket sign reads: "Stop making writers go outside"ALT
Picket sign reads: "Bad news, studios... 'Not writing' is LITERALLY my favorite thing. I can do this FOREVER"ALT

writers shouldn’t need to go on strike – but when we do, we’re funny as fuck.

some of my personal faves, taken from a longer twitter thread by jenny yang. learn more about the strike here.

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my personal fav

its amazing how funny and witty writers can be when theyre able to write without executive oversight

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videogomez:

videogomez:

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