Trump election fraud tape where he tries to convince the Georgia Secretary of State to “find him 11,000 more votes” comes out
Warnock & Ossoff win their Senate run off races in Georgia, making the US Senate a 50-50 tie between Democrats and Republicans and giving the Democrats an effective government trifecta
an armed mob incited by multiple GOP officials (including Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Josh Hawley) storms the Capitol building, resulting in at least 4 deaths, thousands of dollars of property damage, and the first time the Capitol building has been breached since the War of 1812
2nd impeachment proceedings against Trump are announced while multiple high-ranking government officials publicly urge Pence and the Cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment
Elaine Chao & Betsy DeVos resign from Trump’s Cabinet
Daily coronavirus deaths in the United States top 4,000 for the first time
Trump gets permabanned from Twitter & tries to use the official POTUS account as a burner, gets immediately locked out, & runs through multiple other apparent burner accounts (which all get suspended). Meanwhile, multiple other social media sites preemptively issue statements that any account he tries to open on their platforms will be instantly suspended
Steve Bannon’s Youtube channel gets taken down
Parler gets taken down from the Google Play Store and Apple gives it 24 hours to enforce content moderation or face removal from the App Store
Rush Limbaugh deactivates his Twitter account
SNL’s going to have an absolute field day tomorrow night
You know what would be adorable? What if Huey was "so very seriously" stalking something, much like a cat does, and ends up doing that tiny rump wiggle thing?
i can think of very few plot points of homestuck that were not hilarious. like the trolls can talk to the kids at any points in their timeline, but first time karkat talks to john he embarrasses himself so badly that he refuses to talk to john at any point in time prior to that. so he continuously talks to john earlier and earlier in the timeline, and john never knows what he’s talking about because all of the conversations he’s had with karkat were from his future. and from john’s perspective, karkat knows less and less of what he’s talking about as he moves forward in time, bc he’s only ever talking to younger versions of him. this is the exact level of intricacy almost all of the plot points operate on
and the payoff of finally getting to see the first conversation karkat ever had with john is like
I hope you were able to enjoy the day wearing it!!!!
i did! we made an actual snowman! it turns out that thing in videogames where a small snowball quickly picks up snow and becomes big fast when rolling is true!
