Silver Tongue

Jun 06

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fistinginferno:
jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

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sad-little-fandom:

todd howard is threatening to drop bombs on us in 60 years

not if she stops him first

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schmergo:

scopesandskullties:
schmergo:
Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God
Explain
Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

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broodingsoul:

guiltyhipster:
nannycanes:
guiltyhipster:
Do you think the monsters from Monsters Inc have had to start using internet memes to make kids laugh
Sully: Here comes dat boi!
Mike: -comes in on a unicycle- oh shoot whaddup
Mike: *from behind door* Some
Mike: *bursts through door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME
This is my favorite type of postmodernism

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gunpowderandspark:
We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful
Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.
if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.
We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.
Two old favourites:
“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)
and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)
This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.
Rare blue watermelon
That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair
How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain
soap makes water molecules smaller
I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012
the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar
“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”
that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him
that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus
The two way mirror
“listen here, cumslut.”
I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.
I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.
“Tag your Gore/Pomegranates”

did anyone mention the horse dildo being passed off as a burnt arm?

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