Silver Tongue

Jun 04

floydsbian:

social media isn’t about getting ‘likes’ or ‘attention’ or posting ‘selfies’ it’s about causing an absolute ruckus

(Source: bigaudiodynamitetheglobe, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

(Source: bob-belcher, via rosexknight)

List of valid people

Bi people

Trans people

Nonbinary people

Pan people

Demi people

Ace people

Queer people


People who are not valid

Biphobes

Acephobes

Terfs

Anyone who tries to spread hate or gatekeep

d0v3l0v3:

ssansy:

melodies-of-shibuya:

painttoolsaifornoobs:

pineapple-drink:

ouyangdan:

theubergrump:

mediocreprincess:

theubergrump:

sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines

I NEVER

REALIZED

YOU COULD DO THIS

BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now   

omfg for real I thought this was just me?

er, dear artists of Tumblr:

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WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?

pspspss

you can also trace things

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Because true.

OH SWEET JESUS I WAS SO DUMB AND BLIND THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING—

This is like the most obvious shit I feel like I’ve just ascended or something. How the fuck did nobody realise any of this?… HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS I AM DONE

reblog to save an artist’s life.

(via ryukodragon)

So there’s only one channel in this motel,

madlori:

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

OMG I literally cannot breathe from laughing at this.

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Originally posted by mrwiseguy-universe

(Source: undercovertacobell, via newbarrk)

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smashbike:

orisa just wants efi to go to college and be a good successful girl and graduate with a doctorate at age 15 and sometimes cowboys have to die for that to happen.

(via wuffleton)

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comicstore:

comicstore:

your favorite weird old man celebrity really defines you as a person

jeff goldblum: you dress like a dad but not necessarily your own

keanu reeves: literally cannot die

mark hamill: youre depressed but still funny

taika waititi: lesbian

dan aykroyd: honestly i cant explain myself here

tommy wiseau: if you arent stoned right now you wish you were

mads mikkelsen: former vice president of konami

(via chefpyro)

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