Silver Tongue

Jun 04

floydsbian:

social media isn’t about getting ‘likes’ or ‘attention’ or posting ‘selfies’ it’s about causing an absolute ruckus

(Source: bigaudiodynamitetheglobe, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

(Source: bob-belcher, via rosexknight)

List of valid people

Bi people

Trans people

Nonbinary people

Pan people

Demi people

Ace people

Queer people

People who are not valid

Biphobes

Acephobes

Terfs

Anyone who tries to spread hate or gatekeep

d0v3l0v3:

ssansy:
melodies-of-shibuya:
painttoolsaifornoobs:
pineapple-drink:
ouyangdan:
theubergrump:
mediocreprincess:
theubergrump:
sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines
I NEVER
REALIZED
YOU COULD DO THIS
BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now
omfg for real I thought this was just me?
er, dear artists of Tumblr:
WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?
pspspss
you can also trace things
Because true.
OH SWEET JESUS I WAS SO DUMB AND BLIND THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING—
This is like the most obvious shit I feel like I’ve just ascended or something. How the fuck did nobody realise any of this?… HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS I AM DONE
reblog to save an artist’s life.

(via ryukodragon)

So there’s only one channel in this motel,

madlori:

robbidybobbin:
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.
OMG I literally cannot breathe from laughing at this.

(Source: undercovertacobell, via newbarrk)

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smashbike:

orisa just wants efi to go to college and be a good successful girl and graduate with a doctorate at age 15 and sometimes cowboys have to die for that to happen.

(via wuffleton)

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comicstore:

comicstore:
your favorite weird old man celebrity really defines you as a person
jeff goldblum: you dress like a dad but not necessarily your own
keanu reeves: literally cannot die
mark hamill: youre depressed but still funny
taika waititi: lesbian
dan aykroyd: honestly i cant explain myself here
tommy wiseau: if you arent stoned right now you wish you were
mads mikkelsen: former vice president of konami

(via chefpyro)

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