RB IF YOU AGREE
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a self insert fanfic: i brushed my long blonde hair out my face to show off my clear blue eyes and pale complexion
my colored ass:
a self insert fanfic: i slipped on my size 00 jeans and smiled as he wrapped his arms around my tiny waist!
my fat ass:
self insert fanfic: they towered over my small and short frame.
my amazonian ass:
ThESE HIT HARDDDDD
self insert fanfic: only for my dad to say I couldn’t go to the dance.
My fatherless ass:
Self insert fanfic: he gazed into my big round eyes.
My Asian ass:
Self insert fanfic: his thumb grazed over my small perky breast
My big tiddie ass:
This post jumped me in an arby’s parking lot
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Time to pony up
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What
if
Wait!
Also…
Behold, A MAN
I WOULD PREFER TO NOT BEHOLD A MAN
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I hope nobody has done this yet..
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silver-tongues-blog asked: between LBW zelda, sheik, tetra and spirit zelda, which do you think would win in a fight?
Sheik is the clear winner.
- Tetra, while badass, is a child.
- Spirit Zelda, while more powerful when possessing a Phantom, has not been trained to fight properly.
- LBW Zelda is powerful, but Sheik can do everything she can + ninja stuff.
scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it
scientist 2:
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silver-tongues-blog asked: got any headcanons about hylia?
dumb of ass
valid.
just another ‘why zelda cut her hair’ scenario
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The long game
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