“I can’t use sarcasm, I’m autistic” say I, sarcastically,
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Missed one from a while ago
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i always forget that angus mcdonald, world’s greatest detective, has a mini crossbow in his sleeve on the rockport limited.
this tiny baby boy snuck a MINI CROSSBOW in the sleeve of his shirt and nobody’s going to question that?? in an area where weapons weren’t allowed?? and people still think angus mcdonald is lawful good???? i know he’s a very successful detective and he was going after a serial killer at the time, but he’s TEN and he has a concealed weapon??????????
like, listen, a crossbow is the closest thing d&d has to a gun. and angus, light of my life, is just keepin’ one right up his sleeve, never explained or acknowledged after rockport limited. sure, he needs to defend himself, but also? knives??? angus could have had a knife instead, maybe??? (wait, now that i say that, that might be WORSE)
i have so many questions. who sold a ten year old a crossbow? did he bribe somebody else to buy it for him? even worse, was it issued to him from the militia? did the militia look at this ten years old boy and go “boy howdy, let’s give this boy a crossbow!”
i’m not, like, angry about this or anything. i’m just very confused???????? what happened to angus, a very good and smart and perfect boy, that made him think that he needed a crossbow to do his job??
obv he built it himself
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reagan-was-a-horrible-president:
I honestly don’t understand why there aren’t more people who, when given the platform to discuss minimum wage, don’t simply distill it to the simplest of facts:
- A forty hour work week is considered full time.
- It’s considered as such because it takes up the amount of time we as a society have agreed should be considered the maximum work schedule required of an employee. (this, of course, does not always bear out practically, but just follow me here)
- A person working the maximum amount of time required should earn enough for that labor to be able to survive. Phrased this way, I doubt even most conservatives could effectively argue against it, and out of the mouth of someone verbally deft enough to dance around the pathos-based jabs conservative pundits like to use to avoid actually debating, it could actually get opps thinking.
- Therefore, if an employee is being paid less than [number of dollars needed for the post-tax total to pay for the basic necessities in a given area divided by forty] per hour, they are being ripped off and essentially having their labor, productivity, and profit generation value stolen by their employer.
- Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.
- Our goal as a society should be to protect each other, especially those that most need protection, not to subsidize failing businesses whose owners could quite well subsidize them on their own.
- Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.
Well stated.
(Source: steviemcfly, via chefpyro)
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Found the creature- it’s called an Oblex and it appears in Mordenkainen’s Tome of Foes along with art of the kid’s player character! They’re apparently the result of...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b609dcab15977c1d904873080042ace5/tumblr_p9qajtKDlQ1wr9474o1_500.png)
creepy as fuck, but also amazing [tweet]
Found the creature- it’s called an Oblex and it appears in Mordenkainen’s Tome of Foes along with art of the kid’s player character! They’re apparently the result of Mindflayer experimentation on Oozes and they’re sick as fuck, you can read about them in <a href=“https://www.google.com/amp/comicbook.com/gaming/amp/2018/05/23/dungeons-and-dragons-make-a-wish-mordenkainens-tome-of-foes/”>this article! (X)</a>
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Bi/Ace poss for anon!
Celebrate pride month with the two best elf twins
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changed my icon for pride month~