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Anonymous asked: Can we see a cop object head? I think Penny might need help after that shot through the heart, and you're to blame. You give love a bad name, bad name. (Sorry, couldn't help myself on the song ref.)
It’s okay anon I was playing that song the whole time I was drawing the picture lmao
Here you go, Officer Klax & Officer Doughy.
Officer Klax is very strict on rules and will chase anyone down in a second if he finds something is wrong. Despite his hard boiled demeanor he is mostly quiet and likes to keep to himself, but gets extremely loud when angered and is very easily startled.
His partner, Officer Doughy is more relaxed and chummy. Very patient and open to hearing everyone’s side of the story and just really wants to help people the best he can.
They are very close.
They don’t exist in the same universe as penny but idc a cute interaction is a cute interaction
More people need to see this. We stan a multi talented Irish gay icon
GET IT PETUNIA DURSLEY!!!
Please note that there are TWO Fiona Shaw’s. One is the actress, she’s irish. One is the author, she’s english. Both are gay. Author Fiona Shaw was married to a man and has two daughters. Actress Fiona Shaw was never married, until recently, and she is married to a woman.
Fiona Shaw, the author
Thank you so much for the clarification that there are two Fiona Shaws and also the amazing news that they are both gay
THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA.
IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”
AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.”
AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”
THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY
