Silver Tongue

Jun 15

paleimitatorz:

del: yo if i pick that slice up for you it’ll look like you’re levitating it with your mind

russel: i love you man

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classpectanon:

djkhalid voice ANOTHA ONE

nerdgul:

mornington-the-crescent:

rook-the-bard-new:

kompanie-mutter:

der-wissenschaftler:

anxietylord:

Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon

someone who understands how to budget please help my crew is dying

spend less on wigs

No

Me, a gentleman in the 18th Century: I have £ 32; what should I buy?

My friend: You can buy two whole cannons with that.

Me: Wig.

I like how wig prices dispite inflation have managed to stay the same.

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lordhellebore:

mistflarden:

“In Europe they–”

WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.

THANK YOU.

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• Falman: Tell me, Barry, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
• Barry the Chopper: Well, I was upstairs, sitting in my room and reading a book when this guy walked in. So I walked up to him and me, uh, chopped him 37 times in the chest.
• Falman: Barry, that kills people!

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genderfluid-enderdragon:

genderfluid-enderdragon:

genderfluid-enderdragon:

genderfluid-enderdragon:

someone left me what looks to be an entirely blank book in MC????

UM???

Ah

this is still fucking hilarious because someone went to the effort of making a 50+ page book just to rickroll me

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