Silver Tongue

Jun 01

moonlandingwasfaked:

snarthurt:

tilthat:

TIL The machines that harvest, process and slice potatoes are unable to tell the difference between them and golf balls, occasionally resulting in golf ball potato crisps/chips making it into packets.

via reddit.com

who in the hell is putting golf balls in the potato machine

why is this a regular occurrence that this is an issue

(via newbarrk)

snippy-schnapps:

xiggymatsu:

papillon-noirsblog:

erinye:

skippercifer:

solluxismsnowaifu:

future-mrs-frost:

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

woops

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Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus

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(Source: iicarusfalling, via newbarrk)

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gammashammers:

IT’S LGBT PRIDE MONTH!

L(oki supports lesbians)

G(ay Bruce)

B(alkyrie???)

T(hor)

A(sgard)

(Source: milfjeans, via newbarrk)

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sweatersketchbook:
“moirallegiance ended with dammek, now joey is my moirail
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sweatersketchbook:

moirallegiance ended with dammek, now joey is my moirail

(Source: hellatortoise, via moonpaw)

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