Silver Tongue

May 31

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ziraseal:

maccreadork:

where did the other 72 fallout games go

She destroyed them before Todd even had the chance to tell us 

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wholesomethanos:

buttercream-gang:

tumblrrr:

sponges-do-dishes-at-midnight:

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elergythefox237:

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starlinginthesky:

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winter-treats:

angel-withheart:

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yunglupeonthetrack:

tumblrrr:

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

My 9 to 5

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Reblogging for good luck

thx thanos

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Originally posted by medusalily

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch

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Originally posted by hedgehog-goulash7

Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier

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Don’t even trip.. I'ma take those off ya hands for you.

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Reblogging to reduce gas prices by half

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That is well over half

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thespectacularspider-girl: “ keyhollow: “It would uh, be a 180 I think ” Not if she beats you fast enough. ”

thespectacularspider-girl:

keyhollow:

It would uh, be a 180 I think

Not if she beats you fast enough.

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snowdarkred:

snowdarkred:

so, uh

did anyone tell steve after he woke up from the ice that cigarettes cause cancer??

like 

did that make the list of things they told him about or was it relegated to the list of things they didn’t bother with, like the fucking moon landing

steve rogers after the battle of new york: well that was stressful, anyone got a smoke i can bum?

everyone who grew up with anti-smoking PSAs: uh, you know those things can give you asthma, right?

steve rogers, asthmatic who was prescribed cigarettes by a doctor in the 40s: what

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adurot:

thebestkindofmad:

frogparty:

frogparty:

i really cant get over how in episode two of fmab they like straight up just show us that ed basically met the closest being-like thing to god and then. then in literally the next episode hes like. yeah. yeah im an atheist

truth to ed in fmab ep2: i am what you call the world, or perhaps the universe, or perhaps god, or perhaps truth, or perhaps all, or perhaps one, and i am also you.

ed in fmab ep3:

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Ed decided that God was a lil bitch and he just wasn’t going to endorse that.

Met god. Wasn’t impressed.

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speciesofleastconcern:

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May 30

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